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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)

submitted 2 months ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 months ago

The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[-] Ooops@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.

[-] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The problem is that they think they don't need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Oh my god it's so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

"ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

As if the deluded crazies on facebook werent already enough

[-] Mikina@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.