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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[-] Ooops@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.

[-] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The problem is that they think they don't need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/

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