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Ban dihydrogen monoxide (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 49 points 2 years ago

100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago

8 billions of people have and they’re alive

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let's rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing

[-] MrSilkworm@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

well one day,they ll die /s

[-] twei@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

So it's clearly a skill issue you say?

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Every person who hasn't died sooner

Checkmate

[-] WoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.com 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 1 points 2 years ago

Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.

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