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The shopping cart is the ultimate test of a good person (lemmy.world)
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[-] scttgard@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

I used to park right next to tthe cart return so I could grab a cart and return it easily. Then those sorry fucks moved the cart return a good hundred yards farther out. Fuck you cocksuckers, I'm DONE!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's just an excuse to walk more. You're a persistence predator. Waking and lazy swimming are literally THE BEST exercise for us. Low impact exercise for the first, and zero impact exercise for the second.

Remember to stretch everything everyday, and stretch just a little further every month.

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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