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[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago

I said for years that every second date should be to a grocery store. The first date can be as fancy and choreographed as the couple wants, but the second date needs to be to the grocery store.

You can learn just about everything you need to learn about a person from watching them at a grocery store. From how they chose a parking spot, to how they talk to employees, to how they budget, to how they prepare a list, to how healthy they eat, to how they check out, to if they return the shopping cart.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Change your mind on a product. Do they put it back where it belongs or throw it on the nearest clearly wrong shelf?

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

Or, is the person a shopper at all? Do they act like they've never been to a grocery store in their lives?

That's useful information.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Or do they compulsively steal? And if so, did they remember what my favourite chocolate bar is?

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 0 points 1 week ago

Gen z is already struggling to date. They don't need the added barrier of not ordering limos for their burrito and being judged for it.

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's all about compatibility here. If the date thinks they need limo burritos then that's important information.

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like that would doom any chances I’d ever have of a relationship. I park really far away, visit the bathroom at least once for guerrilla art installations, and zig zig across the entire store as I remember what kinds of things I want. Both major exes hated this.

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's all about compatibility. This is in your favor. If you had taken your ex'es grocery shopping early on then they wouldn't be your ex'es now.

[-] ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Especially if they're Greek and you go to university together?

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

The supermarket is my 3rd space

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

I don’t think I’ve talked to an employee in a grocery store in years. They’re all self check out or 95% self check out and there’s online directories to find the location of every product in the store

[-] 1dalm@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

Date takes note.

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Never understood people who couldn't put the shopping carts in the cart return when they are done.

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[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I haven't seen a shopping cart without a coin slot for a very long time. Communist Europe does not have moral lessons for citizens!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Aldi's is the only chain that I specifically remember seeing those coin locked shopping carts/trolleys at here in the US. I know they are used other places, but it's been years since I was in those parts of the US and don't remember the other store chains that use them.

Almost every single store in SoCal uses shopping carts/trolleys with a "brake" on one of the wheels. If you pass outside of the IR perimeter of the store's designated property (which frequently doesn't include the outside parking spaces of their own parking lot, thereby making them a problem for all their customers,) one of the wheels locks so the cart/trolley is basically unuseable.

Many, but nowhere near most, of the carts/trolleys that don't use such technology of coin based locks, or wheel brakes end up being used by the people experiencing homelessness to cart what few possessions they have left. Most of their stuff has already been stolen by the cops and shoved into garbage trucks, or in the case of their pets, they get taken to the shelter and put down.

This isn't just true of California, but they at least try to not do this heartless crap to everyone, just the most vulnerable of us that can't remember schedules. Other states don't even give schedules. The cops and trash crews show up in the middle of the night, and your tent, all your possessions, probably all your important ID papers that you have, and your pets disappear. You now have to pay to get your pets back. All your property went into a garbage truck, was compacted, and went to the landfill. You don't get that stuff back.

Cruelty is the point in the US, and always has been.

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[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Then come to capitalist Europe. Because in Belgium we do have those without a coin slot.

People even propose to take them off other people after they are done, so those people don't have to bring it back to cart return and can just leave instead. While there are plenty in the in stock. It is just a nice thing to do.

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

For those that may have somehow missed it...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart_theory

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago

The book is way too "Wow the military is cool!" for how long the author actually served it seems weird. Movie definitely has better theming, characters of course shine better in the book but the book seems to not think they are fascist. The author protrays it as kinda good or necessary.

[-] Ikon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Robert Heinlein had a serious respect/love for both the military and the mormon religion. The movie, on the other hand, is a satire of the book. Personally, I prefer the movie

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago

I do too after reading the book. But I do believe after reading that there is so much room for more. A show would be great but I want the real suits. It really gets across the terrorism.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Power armor and terrorism, you say? Could I interest you in Warhammer 40K?

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I was always told by military people, the longer you serve, the more you hate it. That only people going hoorah after getting out were the ones that served like a month long type stuff.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah the book glazes the military and he didn't serve that long so it does line up.

[-] menas@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

according to the meme, from now I see "returning the cart" as a fascist move

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The world sucks man

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

There is no such thing as a good person , we are both good and evil....given perspective.

The line between good and evil cuts through the heart of each of us.

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