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Anon is a scientist (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 days ago

I offered my dog a chocolate once and he said "do i look like a goddamn fatass?" and then slapped it out of my hand and slammed the door

[-] orioler25@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Fatphobic and ungrateful? Your dog is an asshole; you got a vacuum at all?

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