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[-] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Bitch takes her face off at night and soaks it in a jar of adrenochrome.

She is going to look so much worse than if she just aged gracefully like the rest of us. Already, look at her neck, she's no looker, just wearing a mask.

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