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When women have a crush on men
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this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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We can, we just don't want to reveal our telepathic abilities. Shhhhh
Oh my yes. I do ask, subtley, if they can read minds. And on the off-chance they say yes, I take a hot minute to push the brain "clear browser history" button before carrying on -- just in case.
You just made me think of a book I once read, written by an AI researcher and author who wanted to try his hand at a format akin to a Japanese light novel. The premise is a girl who is absolutely depraved and terminally online as an isekai. She literally gets summoned while masturbating, gets asked if she is a virgin because the plan relies on giving her holy magic by binding an angel to her and she has to be a virgin for that to work (and thankfully masturbation doesn't count). The angel is bound to her, which gives it access to her mind, and it immediately begins screaming in horror.
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