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[-] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Hello I'm [generic person 2387362] and I'm the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I'm so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we've started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they've had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you]."

[-] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You son of a bitch I'm in!! Where do I sign up?

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