168

Migration minister Mike Tapp failed a UK citizenship test question before insisting he is a "proud Brit." Speaking at a parliamentary committee on settlement, citizenship, and integration on Tuesday, 10 March, the Labour MP for Dover and Deal admitted he did not know the height of the London Eye - one of the questions in the official UK citizenship test. "I am confident that I would be able to pass the test, I'm a proud Brit," he added, but promised to "take a keen interest" in knowing the answer "when it comes up again" in the same meeting next year. Chair of the committee, Lord Don Foster, said he will "follow up" on Mr Tapp's word.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'll handover my citizenship if you can pass British Isles test:

  1. Brown condiment that goes on toast
  2. Popular Irish Beverage
  3. Welsh actor that lives in the US
  4. Scottish comedian with thoughts about the Queen's Vagina
  5. Ambiguously Gay Duo
  6. Mixes well with milk but only in the UK
[-] klu9@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

spoiler

  1. HP Sauce (Marmite is a brown condiment that goes in the bin . Why, yes, Marmite is a bit "Marmite".)
  2. Vodka & Red Bull. At least that was what was being served at every house party last time I was in Dublin.
  3. Catherine Zeta-Jones
  4. His Majesty the Francis of Boyle
  5. Thems two wor were on Byker Grove, like, mahn
  6. Chocolate Hobnobs
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

You have been promoted to Lord Executor

[-] moderatecentrist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Brit here:

spoiler

  1. Marmite
  2. Guinness
  3. Michael Sheen? First Welsh actor that comes to mind. I think Christian Bale was born in Wales but considers himself to be English.
  4. Frankie Boyle if I remember correctly
  5. Ant and Dec? I think they're both married to women, I don't know
  6. Tea
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago
[-] moderatecentrist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Nice, my sense of Britishness remains intact

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

spoiler

  1. Marmite!
  2. This has to be Guiness
  3. I had to look Rhys up but I don't know his work. I went with Michael Sheen, who I do adore. Dang it.
  4. This has to be Frankie Boyle.
  5. …Michael Sheen and David Tennant? Please be what you were going for, I'm straight, but I love those two together!
  6. Tea! .... Ribena? (I know it's not Ribena). I think Nestle makes a banana powder for milk? We have chocolate and strawberry in the US

I probably failed. :( but it was fun. I'm a huge panelshow fan, so anything I got might be blamed on that :)

Forgive me if my reply is annoying, as a USian, I like hanging out in spaces like this, but I try to be respectful. But I had to reply to this one :)

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

4 / 6, get off the island(s) or I'll sick her on you!

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  1. Marmite
  2. Guinness or whisky
  3. Matthew Rhys?
  4. Frankie Boyle, probably
  5. Ant and Dec? 🤷🏻
  6. Gin? 😛 Because people like milk in their tea elsewhere too
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

5 / 6, you live but barely

this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
168 points (97.2% liked)

United Kingdom

6584 readers
328 users here now

General community for news/discussion in the UK.

Less serious posts should go in !casualuk@feddit.uk or !andfinally@feddit.uk
More serious politics should go in !uk_politics@feddit.uk.

Try not to spam the same link to multiple feddit.uk communities.
Pick the most appropriate, and put it there.

Posts should be related to UK-centric news, and should be either a link to a reputable source, or a text post on this community.

Opinion pieces are also allowed, provided they are not misleading/misrepresented/drivel, and have proper sources.

If you think "reputable news source" needs some definition, by all means start a meta thread.

Posts should be manually submitted, not by bot. Link titles should not be editorialised.

Disappointing comments will generally be left to fester in ratio, outright horrible comments will be removed.
Message the mods if you feel something really should be removed, or if a user seems to have a pattern of awful comments.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS