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Anon blows his dad's mind (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

when does it get bigger? almost 40years and I'm still waiting

[-] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Check your spam folder

[-] MonsterCity7732@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

It only grows due to testosterone exposure during pre-natal development. It can grow a little bit in AFAB individuals who take testosterone but if you're AMAB and it's fully developed it's as big as it'll get for you.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Have you ever thought about anything erotic, such as rhubarb?

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Find porn you enjoy, watch it grow.

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026

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