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[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Place your bets how long before this is moved into the nottheonion sub

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

X-fingers

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It shouldn't ever be, because The Beaverton is basically the Canadian Onion.

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I think they mean "how long until there's an actual news report like this"

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