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Anon predicts the future
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this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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It's like that one episode of Daria, where the school needs funding desperately. So, out of desperation (and greed), the principal signed a deal with the cola company, Ultra Cola, which looks like mountain dew. Near the end of the episode, almost everything is Ultra Cola branded, even the curriculum has the branding and slogabs in it. The principal is so desperate for the money, she goes total meltdown from drinking the soda, even chopping the soda machines placed everywhere in the hallways, with a fire axe, and ends up having a mental breakdown.
This greentext gives similar amount of advertising vibes to that episode
Community and vghs all did this too.
Cola brands are fucking Satan IRL.
I know this is Daria, but all I see is a South Park puppet attacking a soda machine in the most South Park puppet way possible.
Or the X-Stream Blu from Clone High episode 2 titled Episode 2: Election Blu-Galoo which was made out of pancake batter and blue house paint, but it is mad-packed with all 9 essential nutramites to fortify your x-zone.
I love that episode! Just having Marilyn Manson being normal and doing doctor stuff while also having a happy musical note about the food pyramid is great!