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Anon predicts the future
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MacDonald's tried to patent it I think.
That was Sony, patent number US8246454B2. Bonus image:
It's like that one episode of Daria, where the school needs funding desperately. So, out of desperation (and greed), the principal signed a deal with the cola company, Ultra Cola, which looks like mountain dew. Near the end of the episode, almost everything is Ultra Cola branded, even the curriculum has the branding and slogabs in it. The principal is so desperate for the money, she goes total meltdown from drinking the soda, even chopping the soda machines placed everywhere in the hallways, with a fire axe, and ends up having a mental breakdown.
This greentext gives similar amount of advertising vibes to that episode
I know this is Daria, but all I see is a South Park puppet attacking a soda machine in the most South Park puppet way possible.
Or the X-Stream Blu from Clone High episode 2 titled Episode 2: Election Blu-Galoo which was made out of pancake batter and blue house paint, but it is mad-packed with all 9 essential nutramites to fortify your x-zone.
Why is this still so funny
We lie in real life, we tell the truth with art
This greentext gets closer every year
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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