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HTML: hatemail
HTTP: hat-top
MSDN: Mastodon
SSH: shhhhh
Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?
Not HoTMaiL?
Or HoTMaLe?
HoTtaMaLe
Don't forget to remove the husk
I always thought it was Hotmail, probably because my first email address was using Hotmail and that was sort of my first introduction to computing.
I had HotMetal Pro. I got it on a cd in a library book sale.
Add enough JavaScript frameworks and I'm sure the metal gets very hot indeed.
Good thing it's not running on bare metal, amirite
PHP: fffffffp
Pehp.
hitttup, wuh wuh wuh
I thought HTML was hate em all.
HTML = hit mill
It's like a machine (mill) that gets you hits (web traffic)
HTTP = hitch tip
It's the tip of the hitch that you attach to the hit mill