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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

I like to pronounce them like squeal and dunes.

[-] icedaemon0@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

SQL is pronounced 'Sequel' because it was originaly SEQUEL.

SQL was initially developed at IBM by Donald D. Chamberlin and Raymond F. Boyce after learning about the relational model from Edgar F. Codd[12] in the early 1970s.[13] This version, initially called SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), was designed to manipulate and retrieve data stored in IBM's original quasirelational database management system, System R, which a group at IBM San Jose Research Laboratory had developed during the 1970s.[13]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

It then later evolved, and changed from being an acronym into an initialism, kind of, sort of, mostly for people who are unaware of the etymology.

'Sequel' is quite literally the tradtional way to pronounce it.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

That would explain why it's only American to I've ever heard referred to it like that. Every European developer I've ever heard referred to it as always called it SQL as would I.

Other DNS is definitely Dennis from now on.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 minutes ago

I too am going to call DNS 'Dennis' from now on, lol.

Yeah I've had some discussions over time with the whole SQL vs Sequel thing, and what I realized was that...

Well basically, I learned 'Sequel' from a bunch of old timers in the Seattle area.

The kind of people who had been writing COBOL since they got back from Vietnam, people who'd actually worked at IBM, still acted like Microsoft was an 'upstart', people who'd just offhand tell me about the one time they got 'deployed' to Saudi Arabia to flash a compromised BIOS onto hardware destined to be used in Saddam's air defense network, prior to the Gulf War.

So, they actually literally were there back when SEQUEL was invented.

[-] undree@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Still gonna call it squirrel though

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 hours ago

TIL, thank you. Still not gonna say it like that.

[-] sudo@programming.dev 27 points 10 hours ago

I had a coworker pronounce URL as Earl.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 32 minutes ago

Want some URL Grey tea?

[-] Romer@reddthat.com 20 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Don't you mean, DEE-niss? 8====D <------ There. It's right there.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 hours ago
[-] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 hours ago

You say your name right! Now, dee-NICE!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Ay-ay-ron! Is Ay-ay-ron here?

[-] GreatRam@lemmy.world 64 points 13 hours ago
[-] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

JSON Statham

[-] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 0 points 4 hours ago
[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

Lots of people do, and it makes no sense.

How do you pronounce "J"?

How do you pronounce "son"?

Now put them together.

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 12 hours ago
[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

Ah, I see, you're a person of culture and distinguished taste.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

I feel like this one is relatively uncontroversial

URL pronounced as "earl" however? I'll spend all of my remaining energy in life ensuring the person saying it is stapled to the bottom of the Mariana trench with rebar

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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 152 points 15 hours ago

HTML: hatemail

HTTP: hat-top

MSDN: Mastodon

SSH: shhhhh

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

PHP: fffffffp

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I thought HTML was hate em all.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago

Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?

[-] markz@suppo.fi 17 points 13 hours ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago
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[-] freezy@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 13 hours ago
[-] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 hours ago

How do you pronounce PDF file?

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 21 points 8 hours ago

E-p-s-t-e-i-n?

[-] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Bro I heard someone pronounce it squeal before 🫠

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[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 39 points 14 hours ago

The original product was called SEQUEL. Structured English QUEry Language. They got sued over the name by a company named Sequel, so changed it to SQL but kept calling it sequel, as do we all.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 minutes ago

Except me who call it Es-Queue-El as language intended.

/Old mans rant off

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[-] darklamer@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

And remember, it's spelled Netscape, but it's pronounced Mozilla.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 40 points 15 hours ago

It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 34 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with "sounds like a skill issue to me".

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 14 hours ago

Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.

But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago

And if they wanted Qt pronounced any way beside "cutie," they shouldn't have spelled it "cutie."

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