There are worse hobbies. There's also no shortage of items to try.

Ideas:

• eyeglasses
• braces
• bra underwire
• Freddy's hand
• Edward Scissorhand's hand
• fake flowers with a wire core
• bread bag ties
• beer cans
• tire tread reinforcement
• a knight in chainmail
• Christmas tree tinsel
• photoframe
• tie clip
• tooth fillings
• a bicycle
• a tricycle
• chain link fence
• chastity belt
• hammer
• aluminum wrapped baked potato