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panic (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 days ago

I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago

bool isChild() {
  pid_t result= fork()
  return (result == 0)
}

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Nope. The check should be in a while loop

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