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panic (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982

i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 91 points 2 days ago
[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 days ago

I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago
bool isChild() {
  pid_t result= fork()
  return (result == 0)
}
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Nope. The check should be in a while loop

[-] username_1@programming.dev 39 points 2 days ago

Correct code:

int getAge()
{
    return 6578;
}
[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago
[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago
[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Or the hip soccer mom

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Le Website: Wow, what are the odds this person using MY WEBSITE was born in 1900 on January 1st? They must be the oldest person in the world!

Le me: is 14

[-] lime@feddit.nu 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
def verify_age(u: User) -> bool:
    return hasattr(u, "age") and u.age is not None
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Unacceptable. All my friends are None

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

*to the tune of California Dreamin'*

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

There's only one thing worse than a rapist

[-] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

"I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."

[-] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Troll em with a >

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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