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panic (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982

i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 92 points 2 months ago
[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 months ago

I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago
bool isChild() {
  pid_t result= fork()
  return (result == 0)
}
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Nope. The check should be in a while loop

[-] lime@feddit.nu 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
def verify_age(u: User) -> bool:
    return hasattr(u, "age") and u.age is not None
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Unacceptable. All my friends are None

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*to the tune of California Dreamin'*

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

There's only one thing worse than a rapist

[-] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

"I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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