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Turpentine story (lemmy.world)

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[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I assume he ate briquettes out of a barbecue when he mentioned eating charcoal

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Same. OP never said activated charcoal. I'd bet money he bit a chunk of Kingsford.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

said "charcoal tablets".

I doubt bbq charcoal comes in tablet form

[-] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 12 points 2 months ago

It kinda does and OP eats turpentine on breakfast junk so I'm not ruling out them munching on bbq fuel.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I mean, what would you suggest putting turpentine on to eat, if not breakfast junk? Would a banana or apple be better?

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