Top Assassin (in the room).

Definitely in the top three assassins on the street (depending on the street)

Driving is largely a chore. Now you're qualified to perform the chore. I think your feel is completely understandable.

Gotta be getting team killed for a vehicle.

Sometimes shitty things happen to shitty people :-)

Torque should also be part of it. Plenty of 250W e bikes that make 80+ Nm.

That's similar torque to a 750 - 800cc motorbike.

This is how I Am Legend starts.

Broadly, people are not ok with animals being mistreated. An animal that is raised in safe, comfortable conditions and then killed painlessly is not mistreated by the standards of many people.

Abusing a puppy and kitten to make a film is absolutely mistreatment, hence the different reaction.

I'm not trying to be a dick about it

Doubt. "Just asking questions" is so often a deliberate dick move.

Stupid like a TOW missle.

How is the boiling point of water relevant to something that's made of plastic and metal?

That series is good but not great as writing (IMO, of course) but I think would be incredible on screen. Film or high budget TV series could both work.

You cannot excercise your way to weightloss without also make serious diet changes.

Using any kind of adaptor for features that have been and still easily could be native is shitty.