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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 27 points 20 hours ago

I fucking love LANCER. In most settings, you get your hands on a literal infohazard and most people would (quite rightly) probably try to keep that under wraps. Oh, we've discovered an AI that wrote itself, that can invert its cameras and blast you with a holy fractal pattern that will permanently blind organics and can straight up kill you right through the cockpit of your mech without any physical damage. In a sane world we park this thing in cold storage and hope nobody finds it for the next millennium.

In LANCER? HORUS got their hands on this, and their response was "overclock it, and point it that direction", and the result is the Gorgon, one of the most dangerous and badass 'support' units in the setting. AI copilot programs have to put a big fuckin' censor bar over Gorgon units in the field, so their pilot doesn't just straight up die by catching it in their peripheral vision. An extruded Basilisk unit on a Gorgon can stop a pilot dead in their tracks with a full mental stun even through the NHP-filtering censor, it just shuts your entire brain down. The Basilisk pattern is akin to looking God right in the eyes, it'll burn out your neurons if unprotected and it'll turn you into a drooling mess for a minute or two even when suitably protected.

And this is a defensive unit!

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

Dude, NHPs and their tech are next level awesome! You could narratively break down any HORUS frame and whoever youR saying it to would be like "bro how is anyone alive any more?" But despite the Info-hazard Cameras, Time Guns, Hangry Water Mechs and CasTiGAtEs, it's all still somehow manageable thanks to Biggest Gun, Too Many Missiles, and (my personal favorite) a Truck with legs!

I love Lancer so much man

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 11 hours ago

That's the nerdiest thing I've read in a long time. I love it, thank you for the read

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