[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago

That just means they're forcing everyone to change their passwords but they don't want to come out and tell you about it.

If you're lucky, some overzealous sysadmin is just trying to enforce regular password updates on his users, and makes them expire every once in a while.

More likely, there was a breach of some sort that they want to keep on the hush.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 months ago

Why do you even post a meme when you're going to do this to people who literally showed up here to agree with you

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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 52 points 8 months ago

I'm about to print off about a million of those "I did that!!" stickers that the magats loved to stick on gas pumps. You better believe those things are going everywhere.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 55 points 8 months ago

I personally know at least three people that would also just adopt the raccoon if they came up to the door

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 54 points 8 months ago

You're correct, actually.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 97 points 8 months ago

Everyone knows you're supposed to wear a gambeson beneath your chainmail. Leather or padded cloth is best.

Ergo, full body gimp suit before bed

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 73 points 9 months ago

Put the baby in the oven

Just trust me on this bro

You'll know when the time is right

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 51 points 9 months ago

If you tried working at your company for a week with no paperwork or spreadsheets you'd realize their necessity pretty quick. You are a bureaucromancer. Very little gets done, and none of it on budget, without you playing with spreadsheets all day.

Soldiers might fight a war, but logistics wins one. It's no different for business.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 65 points 10 months ago

Kid puts away the apple and then whips out a budgeting calendar for med school.

Nurse runs away screaming.

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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 103 points 10 months ago

From Updog, came many descendants. First was Deez, of the Nuts, soon eclipsed by their child Bofa Deez of the Nuts. From Bofa sprung the twins Ligma and Sugma. Some say their lineage continues to grow to this day.

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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago

The tree of liberty must be refreshed, from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

-Thomas Jefferson

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