[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

and how that'd go down lol.

What, getting your ass beat half to death by Olympian athletes?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 months ago

What I don't get, personally, is how this one scratched-in groove wave can contain a bassline, a melody and a singing voice and they all can be differentiated coming out of the speaker.

How speakers work in general is just black magic to me, actually.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 109 points 3 months ago

God, how I wish that US Democrats were even half as absolutely based as the right wing makes them sound.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 103 points 6 months ago

Can someone translate this into English for the ones who aren't doctors or biologists?

This sounds like someone was having a heart attack and they started playing with his butthole. I'd appreciate if someone could tell me that's not the case.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago

That just means they're forcing everyone to change their passwords but they don't want to come out and tell you about it.

If you're lucky, some overzealous sysadmin is just trying to enforce regular password updates on his users, and makes them expire every once in a while.

More likely, there was a breach of some sort that they want to keep on the hush.

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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows you're supposed to wear a gambeson beneath your chainmail. Leather or padded cloth is best.

Ergo, full body gimp suit before bed

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 year ago

Put the baby in the oven

Just trust me on this bro

You'll know when the time is right

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 years ago

Kid puts away the apple and then whips out a budgeting calendar for med school.

Nurse runs away screaming.

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[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 103 points 2 years ago

From Updog, came many descendants. First was Deez, of the Nuts, soon eclipsed by their child Bofa Deez of the Nuts. From Bofa sprung the twins Ligma and Sugma. Some say their lineage continues to grow to this day.

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