The plan? Infiltrate the NYC Pokecenter dressed in three-piece suits and handling forged 3DS Ambassador certificates to shoplift at least 8 Switch 2s before they realize we're not Nintendo executives. (hexbear.net)

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[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I also need someone with a soothing voice and deep Zelda lore knowledge on the intercoms to calm me down with lore facts and hypotheses while I'm executing the mission.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

you're an odd fellow but you plan a good heist.

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Scratch that. I need my 3DS with me jamming the Internet Settings and eShop Wish List BGM on discreet wireless earbuds.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Hell yea. Mine have some sick homescreen tunes. (I may have more 3DSes than one person needs at the moment.)

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