The plan? Infiltrate the NYC Pokecenter dressed in three-piece suits and handling forged 3DS Ambassador certificates to shoplift at least 8 Switch 2s before they realize we're not Nintendo executives. (hexbear.net)

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[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I COULD HAVE KNOWN. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN DAMNIT.

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Jackdaw YROD'd on that run man. Fuck.

You're right though, those gooners will get their brainstems flatlined before they can even get close to sliding a nop-chain past the ice if they try to run without a real skidd.

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