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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I have a bunch of these I came up with for a DND character I played for a while. Try to read this with a deep southern accent.

Well, paddle my ass and call me a sailboat

Well, spit in my mouth and call me a saxophone

Well, fill me with meat and call me a sandwich

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