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[-] toynbee@piefed.social 66 points 6 days ago

A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago

I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago

I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Fair enough. With that I cannot help.

this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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