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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 12 points 4 days ago

"Lets buy shit, then fire everyone, and balk when it fails"

"Brilliant gambit sir"

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Considering their policy for the majority of their existence has been that open-source is cancer, it might as well be viewed like that. Just buy the central open-source exchange platform and slowly make it worse to hurt all of open-source.

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