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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I once tried to ask my phone to set an alarm. It said it did.

I checked the app. No alarm set.

I tried again, but with a timer. It said it was set.

Again, nothing.

I gave up on digital assistants after that. They took them out back and shot them, and what we see now is their rotted corpse puppeted by Shareholder Value™️ gone wrong. This was 2022.

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