Cat Fancy Magazine Blasts Area Kitten

TILDEN, OH—A article just published in the October issue of Cat Fancy magazine blasts local kitten Mr. Paws, calling him “far from purr-fect” and a “cat-aclysmic failure.”

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As a result of the scathing Cat Fancy article, whenever Mr. Paws leaps to bask in the warmth of one of the front windowsills, Smallings is forced to close the blinds to protect him from the jeers and laughter of the neighbors.

“I read that piece on Mr. Paws in the latest Cat Fancy—we all did,” neighbor Paula Corcoran said. “That kitten is crap.”