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Anon dips
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this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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Do we need to link you a suicide prevention hotline?
With eating habits like Anon, you're just asking for heart failure.
Only once
Extremely slow suicide
Socially acceptable suicide
Nah thats called living life normally. Anon's got the Fast Trak Frequent Flier Plan.