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submitted 9 hours ago by d00ery@lemmy.world to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

Cheesy chips could be banned from competition venues, H&H can reveal, as research has found they can have a performance-enhancing effect on riders and horses.

The equestrian centre cafe staple has been found to improve concentration and memory in riders, owing to the effect of the combination of ingredients on the hypothalamus area of the brain. But there are also indications they can increase stride length and flexion in horses.

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[-] Sturgist@piefed.ca 16 points 7 hours ago

Bit rude to post it when the day of fools is already over....

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Sorry! I missed it yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Sturgist@piefed.ca 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

shakes fist Off to the end of the queue with you!

Edit: sorry, as a Canadian that was the only fitting punishment I could think of.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

What about "To the front of the queue, even though you don't belong there, so you'll feel bad about it all day"?

[-] Sturgist@piefed.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Ouuuuuuuuu..... that's harsh.......I love it!

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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