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[-] fun_times@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Normally I get angry at these pathological liars but this lie is so absurdly stupid that it's actually funny.

Imagine someone driving their van to a parking lot near the white house and then going "Welp, better strap on my suicide nuke that will obliterate the entire city. I see no other way of doing this."

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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