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Transit Rule (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

Alt TextBlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ehm IIRC it's 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.

Try going Mach 5 over the Rockies, I'll get popcorn

that reminds me of this:

[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago

I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.

[-] ripple_effect@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago

Birds best stay out the way

[-] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Alright well we've got a lot of work to do then.

[-] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

That's physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.

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