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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)

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[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 43 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Lmaooo insanely high quality shitpost

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 33 points 8 hours ago

Thanks lol! I spent way too much time reading old Win32 documentation just to make a joke app, so I'm glad the "API abuse" is being appreciated yike. 〒▽〒

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 minutes ago

This is fucking glorious

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