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[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 123 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

        Live in America
Have enough money to become immune to legal repercussions
Do whatever you want, knowing you'll never have to face any sort of real punishment for it

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago

Live in America

Regret it everyday

???

Die, I guess

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Die from a treatable but financially crippling disease that would have been covered by a public health system anywhere else.

Ftfy

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Be born rich
Spend the rest of your life falling up stairs

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I always seem to skip step 1 on NG+. I just can't remember how to do it at that stage in the game

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lets hope there is a hell.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sadly there is not

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