They're just so cute 🥲

Idk how they do it, the best love stories are gay af

Tbh, did not think they'd do it. Especially after that first attempt to arrest him

I was searching around the internet... no, I wa- I was searching around the-- mom, mom, i was searching around the internet and all of a sudden i was downloading this thing and i got a computer virus. I- I randomly del- I already- I DELETED THE VIRUS! Oh my god mom! I had a computer virus and i got scared that I had the virus ... and when i was getting out of my chair my pants were slipping and i was pulling them up and getting back on the chair! I got scared and- and my pants slipped down a little and i was pulling them up! ... MOM! I'm telling the truth! I AM SERIOUS! I'M SERIOUS!

Gotta supress the bourgeois somehow

Sorry you lost all your material possessions, here is not even a months rent

Pro tip from someone who encounters these tea bags a lot and was already uncomfortable with them. Open the bag and put it in a french press or metal loose leaf holder

There was hype?

I can't believe I'm saying this to defend the people who most often used it to justify their racism but the IQ test is not an objective measure of intelligence and was designed by eugenicists.

I used to do this for my girlfriend over the phone when she couldn't sleep. It started as reading short stories to her but eventually I realized it was much less about the stories I was reading and more about hearing me speak so I started reading my physics textbook or history I was interested in. Honestly I learned a lot, can't thank her enough. Made me a better speaker as well

She never made it through a short story before passing out anyway lol

Love how this is portrayed as a bad thing lmao

Why?

The goals of the Salmon change when they reach mating age. Now they don't need to survive in the ocean, they need to make sperm/eggs and survive the long trip to their birthplace. This trip is through fresh water lakes and rivers. That is a very different environment from the ocean. They will need to jump/swim up waterfalls. They will need to avoid predators, but very different ones than they faced in the ocean.At the end of their journey they will mate and die.

Because the goals and environmental pressures change so much the Salmon must also change to meet those new challenges. If they didn't they wouldn't be as successful in reaching their final destination and making more Salmon.

How?

Just like humans, hormones trigger biological changes. The change to fresh water also triggers changes and a countdown clock. The changes use a lot of energy, as does their trip and mating. Their body will literally consume itself to make the changes and meet the challenges it needs to so that the salmon make it home to mate.

In case anyone was curious