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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)
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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 41 points 8 hours ago

Brb throwing this into my group policy at work

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 31 points 6 hours ago

How To Convince Your Boss To Ditch Windows

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 15 points 6 hours ago

Just tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 'Surface Tension' update. If the windows didn't break, how would you know they're made of glass? OwO

[-] ludrol@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Liquid glass doesn't break because it isn't mounted ina windows or is it because it's liquid?

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 9 points 6 hours ago

I am not responsible for any 'Update your Resume' meetings that result from this. But if you do it, please record the reaction of the first person who shatters their Outlook. ヾ(•ω•`)o

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

If this was here a week ago I might have rolled this out for April fool's lol, I'm the domain admin for a small company and I'm pretty sure I could get away with it for the occasion, maybe if I remember next year

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