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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)
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[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 90 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lmaooo insanely high quality shitpost

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 69 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks lol! I spent way too much time reading old Win32 documentation just to make a joke app, so I'm glad the "API abuse" is being appreciated yike. 〒▽〒

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is fucking glorious

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Glad you like it! My goal was to make the most technically impressive mistake of my career. There’s something deeply satisfying about watching a Chrome window turn into a pile of physics-accurate garbage.

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