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Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system. (infosec.pub)
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[-] Feyd@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

1950??? Statically typed programming languages are very old....

[-] Redkey@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry for not being clear; when I said "keep track automatically" I meant dynamic typing. Of course you're right that "keeping track of your variables" could also be interpreted to refer to static typing.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Haskell keeps track of your types automatically. You can ask it “what is the type of this expression” and it will infer it for you. Haskell is of course fully static typed (types erased at compile time).

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