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Worst First Lady Ever (lemmus.org)
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[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 142 points 1 month ago

I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.

[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

So brave :')

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Thin mints.... well ive never denied it.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Wow only one sleeve? I can't keep oreos around because I'll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today's "family size" oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no"

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