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The speed of light
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this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
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Why would god use dumbasses as the standard unit of philosophy?
It's measuring speed, speed of light is 1 dumbass.
Which proves God is American (anything except metric)
I learned recently that it was the Babylonians who invented the hour and the minute as a unit of time, and they used base 60, which I thought was pretty neat. Then we created seconds and milliseconds in base 10.
IIRC, they picked 60 because it could be evenly divided into 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, and 1/6 which allowed them to stick to whole numbers more easily.
If you use your thumb to count the sections of 4 fingers you get 12.
Then you hold up a finger on your other hand. When all 5 are up you have 60.
Oh, I thought OOP just forgot to place a comma:
"First of all, the speed of light is 1, dumbass."
Stubborn as a mule is mentioned in Psalms and Proverbs, so there is precedent.