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[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 19 points 4 days ago

In this metaphor, what does the donkey dick and horse cum represent?

[-] Goodeye8@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago

For whatever reason I took "emissions like a horse" as someone who farts like a horse. I have to say horse cum makes way more sense.

[-] timeghost@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

There's a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor's goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we're being honest with ourselves here.

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 4 days ago

I…. Don’t believe you. Lmao. Either that or sky daddy’s book is way more wild than I’ve ever considered

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

You really need to read the Song of Soloman. It's basically a dirty love poem.

"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins."

"This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."

" I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 7 points 4 days ago

Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not belong to him; so whenever he would sleep with his brother's wife, he would spill his seed on the ground so that he would not produce offspring for his brother.

Onan had biblical pull out game

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Now I'm imagining you lusting after horse farts.

[-] waddle_dee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's a very long, old way to say, Israel was horny for other gods from surrounding states. I don't believe they individually mean anything.

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