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wtf dude...
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every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.
It's funny seeing them looking it up
Especially good when you explain that Oholibah is Jerusalem and it's a metaphor for how the Israelites whored themselves out against G-d and continually disregard the Lord's commands. Ezekial is saying, in the most baller ass way, "Israel, y'all a bunch of ho bags, and the Lord has/will let y'all get decimated by the Babylonians and Chaldeans. So, stop being bad" It's a really interesting prophetical book to read.
In this metaphor, what does the donkey dick and horse cum represent?
For whatever reason I took "emissions like a horse" as someone who farts like a horse. I have to say horse cum makes way more sense.
There's a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor's goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we're being honest with ourselves here.
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Dick
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prophetical
Right.
Those prophetical books tend to have been rewritten to make them prophetical in retrospect, so it does have that element.
I believe it was King Josiah, ~600BCE, who compiled the books and had them lightly edited into a History of the Kingdom kinda deal. The whole theme of the Kingdom of Judea being the Rightful Leader Of The Tribes really gives it away. There's a lot of convenient propaganda.
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yeah but it’s parable. so like… ?
Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.
It's such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it's got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.
Well obviously there’s a biological and psychological component, which would transcend cultures. Probably goes back to times in our evolution before we were even considered human.
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Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense
Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn't just pick a single animal here for reference?
Not if you're a true connoisseur of equine reproduction apparatus like our boy Zeke here.
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And also, what women thinks, "the best part of sex for me is the mess at the end! The more I have to clean up after, the better, especially in this time of no running water!"
Bu-katholics?
The kind of woman who is actually a man writing about what he thinks women want...
How does this witch know about running water from the future that hasn’t been invented yet?
Streams and rivers?
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god, same
A girl can't have hobbies
" ... and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
Relatable
"Just don't think about it".
-religious people, unironically
It's definitely my favorite line in the Bible.
type shit
BRB, need to make a t-shirt.
No quote, just:
Front: a small red and blue GOP donkey with dick out on the top left
Back: Ezekiel 23:20
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Ezekiel's wheels considered size queens to be haram.
What? I didn't know they talked about Boeing engineers in the Bible?
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