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This burrito math doesn't add up
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You should be looking at the prices of cardboard and sand instead
Yeah, I feel like there's probably a legal reason it's called "beefy" and not "beef".
It is USDA Grade D beef and various fillers, mostly fiber. Alpo brand dog food utilizes USDA Grade C beef, for reference. The USDA is an excellent example of regulatory capture, likely making Grade D beef even worse than you were already imagining.
Beefish*
50% beef, 50% fish?
You really don't wanna know.
think smaller. think more legs.
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"I can't believe it's not beef" brand beefy granules with genuine imitation beef flavour.