"someone told me I needed it"
Motherfucker, you NEED a driver's license and a job.
Hey hey! So this sovcit actually has a successful cheese business in Georgia?!? Good for them! Usually when I see these people, they only do side jobs or something.
Wtf is a COLB?
Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn't say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.
Mmmm luau time! Poor piggies.
"how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?"
What's there to fix?
AOCs attractiveness goes beyond politics.
This is true. As a former combat medic, I support all American school bathrooms having tampons and super glue... Well... Maybe not super glue.
But there's been so many.
"Dictator on day one"
"You won't have to vote anymore"
Those are just the two off the top of my head as I'm heading back into work on my lunch break.
The big thing here is that polls skew right. They have been for years. This is why Democrats have been winning again and again recently, by large margins. Young people don't participate in polls. We don't answer calls from numbers we don't know. I know I'm calling myself "young" as an elder millennial, but compared to people who answer every call, I am young. That's why polls skew right, then the election goes left. My generation and younger won't pick up the phone for numbers we don't recognize. We grew up in the tech world and know better. Boomers and GenX will pick up the phone and proudly proclaim their position. Recently polls have suggested that the right wing is ahead, yet they keep losing. Because they're losers, and I'm happy that my generation is blocking that bullshit. I hope the younger generations keep up with ending totalitarian rule and will continue the fight against psychopathy.
Ahh! Thank you!