If Every Congressman Facing Credible Rape Allegations Resigned, We’d Have No One Left to Govern the Country (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“These congressmen worked hard to get to the top of a competitive field of notably rape-y politicians. Voters have made their voices heard by choosing the ve...

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[-] homes@piefed.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Since they’re doing fuck all, would we notice a difference?

This may be our greatest opportunity to flush representatives all out that actually do their fucking jobs and make a difference!

Is a real shame that this isn’t real

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026

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