Vatican City is Overrun with Crime Thanks to Its Woke Pope (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgi...

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[-] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

President Trump, on the other hand, understands that criminals should have to pay for their crimes. That is why he has established a process that forces criminals to pay upwards of $1 million to receive a presidential pardon.

Amazing 😂

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