Vatican City is Overrun with Crime Thanks to Its Woke Pope (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgi...

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[-] artifex@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

He’s from Chicago, probably just wanted to make it feel more like home.

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