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The elderly getting some tail
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this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.
I'm also wondering how you poop.
Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long
Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly.
But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back?
Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)
Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up